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Saturday, July 24th, 2010
11:07 pm - The Invasion Begins...

sodapop_mermaid
-Site: Good Ole FF.Net
- Fandom: Castlevania
- Title: Castlevania: Fallen Concerto...why put the fandom title in your fic's title if people on the site already know what fandom they're reading from because it is listed in that specific section...?
- Spoilers: No spoilers...
- Genre: Adventure/Fantasy...
- Rating: T or PG-13
- Pairing: None?
-Fic's Summary: "A young man has somehow entered an alternate realm of existence and now must survive the horrors to find away out of the realm of Dracula" (They say you can tell how bad a fic is just by reading the summary...)
-Warnings: Bad grammar, random self-insert, and more butchering of the english language as a whole...
Read more... )
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Tuesday, July 21st, 2009
8:42 pm - A *real* friend

leiaisluf
No, I seriously have better things to do than torturing myself with the musicals section at FF.net. Really. (Not really. That's my awful day cooling off tactic)

Location: FF.net
Fandom: Les Miserables
Title: A real friend
Spoilers: None, really. It's basic Les Miz fic--honestly, even if you haven't read the book, you probably could understand it. 
Author: Broadwayexpert
Genre: Friendship/Horror/Parody 
Pairing: I suppose you could say Enjolras/Grantaire.
Rating: T

Pure and utter wtf? )

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Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009
10:51 pm - A note on format

frightened
If you post fic in tiny font, with serifs, with a completely miserable contrast between text and background colour, then I don't care how beautifully-characterised and intricately-plotted it is. You're writing badfic. My headache is literal, as are my yells of "MY EYES!!!!!!!!"

Currently banging my head against size 8 white Times New Roman on a red background. For the love of eyesight, why? I mean, presumably you want people to actually read this? Is this some kind of bizarre passive-aggressive test where the readers have to prove how much they love you?

(Yes, I'm aware of "?style=mine". It's still a pain in the arse.)

current mood: annoyed
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Thursday, December 18th, 2008
1:32 pm - right, well.

metafictionally

Hello, members of[info]stop_the_badfic!

So -- I've read the rules and everything, and nowhere have I found that this kind of thing is unacceptable ... Um, so if it is, mods, please delete at your discretion.

Here's the deal. I'm giving three writing panels at a convention coming up over New Year's weekend, and of the three, one is essentially a "badfic panel" (actually, I'm pretty sure it's called "The Badfic Panel"). The premise is to discuss various qualities of "badfic" and why they're so irritating / how the author could do it better, and so I wanted to throw the idea out to a community that consists of people I don't know in real life -- since that's where I've been getting my ideas from, thus far.

So -- what's your number one pet peeve of fic?

 

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Sunday, October 26th, 2008
3:19 pm - Hello everyone!

alicebeckam
Hello! I'm new to LJ and this community, and I find it funny to see all these badfics. By the way, I noticed something!!!

Most badfic authors are also terrible flamers (who carry their grammatical errors in their reviews too).

I know one:

 Title: Love Story in Konoha
 Rating: T
 Pairing: SasuSaku

 I think I got so angry about her flaming my other friend (who made a not-so-bad fanfic) so I flamed her back...I don't know if I did the right thing, but it felt so good and devilish >:)

 The story was full of errors...I wanted to puke when I read it. However, the ideas are quite nice (yeah, I admit that part).

 I'm a fanfic writer too, and I know how to rate fanfics (like, if one is a badfic or not). I believe I did the right thing:)

current mood: hyper
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Saturday, June 23rd, 2007
11:03 pm - Got Beta?

sweetlilfighter
Location: Fanfiction.net
Fandom: Ugly Betty
Title: i never thought i could feel this way
Author: uglybetty06
Genre: Romance
Rating: K+
Spoilers: None

This thing has so many errors: spelling, grammar, punctuation, and even missing words! Even if English isn't their first language, which I have no clue one way or the other, there is no excuse for putting this out there in the condition it's in!


I even left a review, which I feel was fairly constructive. I just couldn't sit by and let this person think their "story" was good, especially when the previous reviews were "Great storie! Whrite more soon!"
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Sunday, April 22nd, 2007
3:39 pm - ...Oh No

xo_inthered
Location: FFFnet
Fandom: Ginger Snaps
Story title: Ginger snaps: Rezz and Bridgett
Author Name: Travis Dreamer
Genre: Romance/General
Rating: T
Ships: Brigitte/Other
It Burns! )

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Sunday, March 25th, 2007
10:52 pm

ginger_whinger
First entry so snarks (which are in bold) are probably crap.

I believe this abomination satisfies the criteria: complete inability to spell, bad grammar, lack of plot, totally out of canon. It's pretty much porn whose characters happen to have the same names as Harry Potter characters.

Found on fanfiction.net
Title: Love You
Author: unjustbecky
Genre: Porn Romance
Rating: R for the sheer pain it causes readers.
Pairing: It's actually an orgy of Harry, Draco, Snape, Voldemort and Lucius Malfoy
Short extract:

Ouch )

It's as if it was written by a 5 year old who's just read a gay porn magazine. Read her other works for Mpreg and Harry with wings.

current mood: In pain
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Wednesday, February 21st, 2007
9:02 am - I want YOU for my study of Xena fans- Part II, internet interviews!
eddthegnome Hello everyone,

A few weeks ago, I posted looking for Xena fans who reside in the San Francisco Bay Area. I have now expanded my study to include internet-based interviews. I'm still hoping that pickers-apart of bad fanfic are also fans, and taking a gamble that at least some of you here are Xena fans, since it's a fairly large and fanfic-prolific fandom, and that the possibility of internet-based interviewing makes you come out of the woodwork in droves!

My name is Melissa Stanfill and I am a graduate student in Media and Cultural Studies at California State University, East Bay. I am currently seeking participants for a study of Xena fan culture. I am doing research on fans who have participated in internet activity around the show through such means as writing fan fiction, blogging, or discussion board postings in order to better understand fans’ experience of these activities. I have been fan of the show myself since it was first aired, and have been an avid reader of fan fiction for nearly as long; watching the culture develop has made me interested in researching it more formally!

If you volunteer to participate, you will take part in an email-based interview, with the possibility of follow-up interviews if you are willing. The interview(s) will focus on your participation in internet activity. Only I will have access to the data; it will be kept in a secure place. Your name will not be used in any transcription or report, and data that identify you will be disguised unless you specifically agree to be identified.

If you are interested, please email me at mstanfill [at] horizon.csueastbay.edu.

(crossposted everywhere)
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Wednesday, February 7th, 2007
9:12 pm - Okay, this is going to sting a little.

patch_tank

Hello folks!  I'm Patch, and I'm new to the community.  I've spent the last hour or so browsing some of the archives and having a bit of a giggle at some of the godawful shite that is masquerading as fanfiction :)  I've got some more for you:

Found On: www.community.channel4.com forums
Fandom: Lost
Title: There isn't one, as far as I could tell
Spoiler Warnings:  I don't think this author is coherent enough to spoil any canon plots!
Genre: Um, I think it's a romance (?)  or something.
Rating: It's not listed, but I'd guess at PG
Pairing: Jack and kate (yep, minus capitalisation and all)
Snippet: Kate and Jack are really getting steamy now. Kate backs into the shower handle. She stops for a second to take a breath, then she turns it on.
Jack breathes hard as the hot water hits him. They look at each other and smile. Kate grabs some shampoo and washes his hair (cute!)
Then they start kissing again, and again , and again. Slowly they sink to the floor. And they gently but passionatly make love. Water and all.



The author's notes (including all the ones in the actual story) speak for themselves.  Spelling and grammar are a joke, it's OOC to the max.  What is with the use of "ya" instead of "yes", "yeah," etc?  It kind of made my eyes bleed.  But the best part?  If you find the site it's on, check out the glowing reviews it got - some people think it was like reading an actual script, and that the author should take the place of the show's writers.  I couldn't tell if they were kidding or not, but I so, so hope they were.

current mood: amused
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Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
11:13 am - I want YOU for my study of Xena fans
eddthegnome Hello everyone,

I checked the community profile to see if this was against the rules, and it doesn't seem to be, but if it is I will take it down. I'm also assuming that pickers-apart of bad fanfic are also fans, and taking a gamble that at least some of you here are Xena fans, since it's a fairly large and fanfic-prolific fandom.

My name is Melissa Stanfill and I am a graduate student in Media and Cultural Studies at California State University, East Bay. I am currently seeking Xena fans who reside in the San Francisco Bay Area to participate in a study of fan culture. I am doing research on fans who have participated in internet activity around the show through writing fan fiction, blogging, or discussion board postings in order to better understand fans’ experience of these activities. I have been fan of the show myself since it was first aired, and have been an avid reader of fan fiction for nearly as long; watching the culture develop has made me interested in researching it more formally!

If you volunteer to participate, you will take part in a one-on-one interview of about 1 to 1½ hours, with the possibility of follow-up interviews if you are willing. The interview(s) will focus on your participation in internet activity and will take place in a location selected by you. These meetings will be tape recorded with your permission. However, you may ask to turn off the tape recorder and/or end the interview at any time.

Only I will have access to the data. Data will include the audio recordings and will be kept in a secure place. Your name will not be used in any transcription or report, and data that identify you will be disguised unless you specifically agree to be identified.

If you are interested, please email me at mstanfill [at] horizon.csueastbay.edu.

(crossposted everywhere)
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Thursday, January 25th, 2007
3:51 pm - and I'm sorry to say I found another one

lauramcvey
Never surf in the Newsies category. Never, never, never. Your brain will be scarred for life.
Title: Neon Newsies
Basically, it's about the characters from Newsies, plunked down in the 80's. At first glance, i thought it was humour, but it's in the General/Romance category. Ack!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3332810/1/

current mood: apathetic
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3:45 pm - AU

lauramcvey
Found On: Fanfiction.net
Category: Newsies
Title: Jekyll and Hyde
Category: Drama/Tradgey
Summary: A bipolar newsie.
Okay, so maybe this is supposed to be one of those literary stories about mental illness. I scoff at those when I see them in bookstores. Putting one of them in a Disney universe is just plain unforgivable.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3358878/1/

current mood: blank
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Monday, October 16th, 2006
3:20 pm

y___y
Found: On FanFiction.net
Fandom: Chobits
Title: The acedent
Genre: Angst/Romance
Rated: K+
Summary: Chi's parents get into an acedent and she is 17 teen so she has noplace to go so she has to go to an orphan-ige. But Hideki wont standfor that.

And now an excerpt - brace yourself... )

current mood: amused
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Tuesday, October 10th, 2006
11:45 am

thewaughnman
Where: FF.Net
Fandom: House, M.D.
Title: Another Chance At Love
Author: LiL-mIz-WhItE-gUrL
Rating: K+
Pairings: Emo!House and Super!Emo!Stupid!Cameron
Genre Being Beaten To Death: romance/drama
Diagnosis: Should've been aborted
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3042186/1/

You'll understand how bad it is by just reading this snippet... )

There is no characterization, no medical sense and no sense period. It's quite the laugh, really.

[ mood | amused ]
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Saturday, April 15th, 2006
7:23 am - More Eye bleeding

corydrane
I have 2 to share. And if anyone is interested in Inuyasha fandom snarking, please join [info]iyecchireview. If pimping isn't allowed here, I'm sorry and I'll edit the post.

Title: The Last Day
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/
Author: Cyndi
Pairing: Sess/Rin (Inuyasha)
Rating: R-Nc/17ish
Warnings: The word "Teat", first person Rin

Why oh why )

Title: Demon Nature
URL: http://mediaminer.org/fanfic/
Author: Nightstar
Pairing: Sess/Rin (Inuyasha)
Rating: NC-17/X
Warnings: Hope you don't squick easily; blood play, breastmilk fetish, etc.

Be afraid... )

current mood: snarky
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Monday, April 10th, 2006
12:08 am - The Mighty hath Fallen

corydrane
Website: http://kagsess.pixelled.com/
Fandom: Inuyasha
Title : A Special Spa Package & Mistress Kagome (2 for the price of one!)
Author : Beautiful Silent Death
Pairing : Sesshomaru/Kagome
Rating : NC-17

First, what appalled me the most, was that this is supposedly the same author who co-writes House of Lemons on AFF. If this really is her, this makes a sad fangirl.

When life gives you bad lemons.... )

current mood: amused
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Wednesday, March 8th, 2006
8:15 pm - When two fandoms collide... badly

hologrphcbuddha
Where: Sweet
Fandom:
Smallville
Title: Tree Hill
Author: Clana*Naley Lover
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Stu!Clark and Ho!Lana
Genre Being Beaten To Death: crack-fueled crossover

Warning: you may experience total cerebral meltdown... )
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Tuesday, March 7th, 2006
9:22 pm - Hilarious...hope this is an ok post.

im_an_aaangel
I found this at http://adultfanfiction.net
Fandom: Inuyasha
Title: The Youkai and the Taijiya
Genre: "romance and action"...yeah.
Rating: supposed to be NC
Paring: Sango/Sesshoumaru
Syn: Sango and Sessh fall in love and get it on.

If you read Inuyasha fanfic this will be the most hilarious you've ever read. Naraku kills everyone but Sango because she's just that good, I guess. Instead of mourning over her lost love and friends she goes to a hotspring to bathe. Sesshoumaru is watching and decides to pup her. He goes down to her and tells her this and her reaction is nothing short of "ok, I love you too".

God, this story is so bad it's hilarious. The hotspring legend, the doggy stuff...you can tell it's written by a virgin because the sex scene is rediculous:
Sesshoumaru: this may hurt a bit.
Sango: thanks for warning me doc.
*insertion*
Sango: Aaiiieeeee!!
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Sunday, October 16th, 2005
11:06 am - What Was I Thinking?

seethingheathen
Okay, I have a bit of a strange request. If it's not proper to post here, please advise, and I will delete.

When I first started doing this fanfic thing, I was a squeeing Haldir/Legolas shipper. I wrote something called Deception in 2003 that I thought was OMG BRILLIANT!!11! at the time. I've lately been going back through all the crap I've written, and have come to the realisation that it sucked. Sucked hard.

And now I want it to die a sporky death. It has incest (Orophin/Rumil), rape (yes, I know. I should be killed.), Lovestruck Misunderstood Legolas™, and suffers from Bad Characterisation Syndrome. It's bad.

Will someone spork it, please? It's an embarrassment. If anyone is willing, you can find it here. And please, do not be kind (not that you should be, anyway). And I've linked directly to it, because I wrote it, and I have my permission for the link. Ahem.

Again, if this is inappropriate, please let me know.

Cheers.

current mood: morose
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Saturday, September 3rd, 2005
4:14 pm

iggy04
I have a beautiful treasure for you all to mock:

Fandom: Inuyasha (yes, I am obssessed with the show, but I don't go looking for the terrible ones)
Author: ZIPS
(I'm sorry guys, but I did not save the story in My Favourites, nor do I feel like trudging through the enormous list to find it again)
Title: narakus secret (or something like that, I can't remember. Just click the link)
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2535017/1/
Summary: ?
Rating: ?

I know it's bad. Extremely. This person does not seem to grasp the concept of any sort of punctuation. They also seem to like typing in ALL CAPS in the author's notes, which is just plain annoying.

Sometimes I wonder.

current mood: bored
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Monday, August 29th, 2005
11:00 pm - A offensive fic
lmarchesano Fandom: Arthur
Title: Arthur Donates a Kidney
Author: Elizabeth Larsen
Rating: K+
Pairings: Arthur and Francine
Genre Being Beaten To Death: None in particular

URL : http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2553181/1/

This is an awful story I found on fanfiction.net when just looking for stuff to read, Arthur donates a kidney, kids can't donate kidneys, she uses the word 'said' after a character speaks. People don't suffer fevers of 9.09

Some stuff from CH2 that ruins the fic Read more... )
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Thursday, August 25th, 2005
10:49 pm

iggy04
Fandom: Inuyasha
Title: School Room Mate From Hell Obviously an AU
Author: Kisshi
Rating: T
Pairings: Canon. InuKag, MirSan, etc. To be honest, I have no idea if there are any because I didn't want to read past halfway through the first chapter!
Genre Being Beaten To Death: None. It's pretty general.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2345323/1/

Just click the link. Or, if you're feeling lazy:

" Hey everybody wanna sing a song?" i innocently asked in a sing song voice.

"NO!" everyone on the bus growled

Ok so now i guess you want to know why of all people innocent little me is on a bus with grouches.

Yes, unfortunatly my mommy decided she had enough of my episodes so she sent me and my sister sango to Shikon Boarding School.

You see...i have a little problem of being outragously hyper and sugar doesnt improve my situation. I scre old people in the mall and little kids...

So thats were we are now. On board a bus with other soon to be students. The trip takes three hours and weve only been on for one. sighs

That's just the beginning. There's more. The thing is, this author likes to switch POVs every once in a while.

" Hey Sango, do you think we'll be dormies?" ..." Uh Kags...its co-ed dorms" My older sister sango so nicely put it. Im Kagome, Im 5'1...yes i know im

short...dont laugh, my mom musta had an affair with a penguin/man. its the only possible explanation. I have black hair down to my lower back, bright blue

eyes. Right now i have on my black tripp dress with hot pink lining on the ends and striped hot pink and black knee socks with my converse. My sister

sango has brown hair, yes...another thing to add to the kagome is a penguin child list. she has brown eyes and shes taller than me...pouts

Want more pain? Click the link.

current mood: indescribable
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10:24 pm

iggy04
Fandom: Supposed to be Inuyasha, but I think it's supposed to be a comedy adventure sort of script... o.o
Title: The Gang has Gone Crazy! oh well Literally.
Author: Satsu Death's Messanger
Genre Being Beaten To Death: None.
Pairings: Any canon pairings from the show...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2491713/1/

There you go. I don't think it's too bad grammar-wise, but I do believe "script format" and that type of "choose your own adventure"-like story are against the rules for ff.net.

And the whole thing is a bunch of reader insert characters.

Am I wrong?

current mood: contemplative
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Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005
9:10 pm - It's two for one time!

hologrphcbuddha
Where: Sweet
Fandom: Smallville
Title: THE CLONE WARS
Author: yamms
Genre Being Beaten To Death: Crossover? AU?
Rating: R
Pairings: Clark and Lana (but thus far doesn't look like it)

Gotta give this kid credit for taking out two fandoms in one fic. Allow me to post some choice exerpts. My comments in bold.

Let us start with their opening... )

... and the pain just keeps on coming )

I think my brain got completely numb just from reading that.

current mood: apathetic
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Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005
11:07 am - Some people should just stick to reading

continuum
Where: FF.Net
Fandom: Angel
Title: ring tone (yes, they didn't capitalize the title)
Genre: Humor (but I think it ran away, terrified at the lack of grammar and spelling)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Angel/Spike (or Spike/Spike, considering the author can’t seem to distinguish between the two very distinct voices).

Witness the badness )

current mood: depressed
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Friday, July 29th, 2005
10:42 am - Fics like this should be punishable by law

hologrphcbuddha
Guys, I just want to mention that this community is glorious and badly needed. The invasion of badfic into my fandoms makes me die inside. If you guys haven't been to Sweet, a Smallville message board, man, that place is the badfic mother ship. I shall regale you with one of their finest offerings.

Where: Sweet
Fandom: Smallville
Title: There Love (she later changed it, but I remember the original title. For proof check out the sequel.
Author: 1smallvillefan
Genre Being Beaten To Death: Comedy?
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Clark and Lana
Snippets: (this is the author's synopsis) this takes place right after covanant everything is the same lana went to paris clark went to the wall but chloe is fine her house did not explode. this is indeed a clana fic so bear with me my fellow sweet members

p.s this is my first fic so pitty me

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Martha was becoming nervous when after 3 hours jonathon had not returned and neither had clark martha was considering calling around town to see where her husband had run off to and also she new that clark would be very upset about lana leaving. She new that her son loved her with all his hart but couldn't bring himself to tell her the truth he was afraid that she would react the same way as Pete angry, then fine, then afraid and scared and then she would run from him and she new her son's heart could not take it. Martha walked toward the phone to call chloe about her son when johnathon fell throught the door coughing and weezing like a little girl with asthma. Martha ran to his side.

JOHNATHON!!! are you alright (stupid question she thought after she brought him to the sofa)

MARtha he said (after what seems like days of silence) it's Clark he's gone he walked right into Jor-el's cave

What....What do you mean he was supposed to take lana to the airport then come home (she begins to sob uncontrolably)

Jonathon then tells Martha what he saw including there son's sad words about never belonging and his wish to feel normal.

Martha i will never forget the pain in his eyes then when he was about to leave with me Jor-el sucked him in. Martha could see the pain in her husbands eyes as he begain to cry.

After whats seems like hours of mourning and comforting each other Johnathon falls asleep and Martha is left alone to contomplate over how she will get her son back. After several minutes Martha run's to the computer in her son's room taking a minute to calm herself at the sight of a room that might remain empty for the rest of there lives she sits at Clarks computer and begins to type a e-mail to Virgil Swann.

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sorry it's short but if you like where i'm going tell me and i'll continue.

current mood: blank
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Saturday, July 9th, 2005
9:09 pm - They are way to young to be a couple esp. in this story
lmarchesano Where: Fanfiction.net
Fandom: Arthur
Title: Arthur's First Girlfriend
Author: Elizabeth Goes severly off topic in the first chapter
Genre Being Beaten To Death: None
Rating: K
Pairings: Arthur and Francine (But it doesn't look like it)
Snippets: It was September and was two weeks before Arthur started preschool he was only 4 and he’s extremely nervous since he’s very shy around strangers.

“Mother, what preschool will be like?” asked Arthur.

“It’s a small daycare you will love it your teacher is Ms. Morgan,” said Mrs. Read. “She’s a nice lady.”

“Oh,” said Arthur.

“It’ll be fine you’ll be making new friends and you’ll have fun with them,” said Mrs. Read.

“Really?” asked Arthur.

“Yes,” said Mrs. Read.

“I hope so,” said Arthur.

Arthur lives in Elwood City with his parents. His mom is having a baby in March and Arthur is going to be an older brother and his Grandpa Joe died six months ago and his Uncle Thomas (his Aunt Amy’s husband) died three months later they both died in a car accident Arthur was only three and four (his Uncle Thomas died in June).

He never knew his Grandma Mary she died when Arthur was born or his Great-Grandpa Jim who died when Arthur was just three months after an illness.

Arthur wanted a sister when the baby comes if it’s a brother he’ll still love the baby. The day that his mother told him that she’s having a second child Arthur was happy because he doesn’t want to be an only child.

Arthur was born at Lakewood General Hospital in Elwood City on May 25th, 1989 to David and Jane Read. The only two Grandparents he has left are his Grandma Thora (his father’s mother) and Grandpa Dave (his mother’s father) and the only great-grandparent is his Great-Grandmother Theresa (his father’s grandmother and his grandmother’s mother)

Arthur misses his Grandpa Joe a lot (Arthur and his Grandpa Joe were buddies) he has many memories about his Grandpa Joe.

The only memories he might not want to talk about is the day of his Grandpa Joe’s death.
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5:37 pm - The embodiment of horrid fics
shaehl I recently had the displeasure of stumbling across this abomination. There are so many things wrong with it that I can't even attempt to list all of them. Horrid spelling, grammar and punctuation. Completely unrealistic. Horribly cliche. Full of impossible situations. The worst part about this fic is that it actually got over 300 reviews. It makes me want to smash my head against a wall in frustration. At first I thought this was some kind of joke making fun of fanfiction, but sadly that is not the case.

Basically, Kagome gets raped by Inuyasha after he loses control and transforms after which Kagome runs away back home. Then three days later she notices that she is suddenly fat(WTF?!) and decides that she is pregnant. So she goes back to the feudal era to tell Inuyasha that she is pregnant and that she is going to raise the baby alone, but once she gets there she is "reminded of how my heart, body and soul hungers for his touch, his love and kiss". After this point I couldn't force myself to read anymore so that's all I know.

Where: Fanfiction.net
Fandom: Inuyasha
Title: Bloody roses
Author: Anime-Alee
SPOILER WARNINGS: None.
Genre Being Beaten To Death: Romance/Drama
Rating: T
Pairings: Inu/Kag
Snippets:

It had only been three days since her rape but it seemed to be like an eternity,
Kagome stood up and ran to her bathroom, she gazed at her battered body in the mirror.
" God! Why me"! She cried as she punched the mirror with her fist, then she fell to the floor, curled up into a ball and sobbed for at least two hours. Her fist didn't hurt despite the bloody gash on it. She had now experienced pain for worst, everything else seemed like a paper cut.
The fragile broken girl soon fell asleep. But before she did she prayed to good for some peace,



Soon she arrived in front of the her high school, Kagome panted heavily as she ran threw the hallways until she reached her homeroom. Her heart pounded in her chest,
Kagome took a deep breath and turned the handle, " Miss Higurashi, you're late". Her teacher Mrs. Tsune sighed while sitting on her desk,
" Sorry". The teen frowned innocently as she quietly sat down near her best friends Ayumi, Yuka, and Erri. People giggled as they looked at Kagome, " Kagome"! Yuka whispered while nudging Kagome's shoulder,
The raven-hair girl turned around, " Yeah Yuka". " Sweetie your um, skirt isn't zipped up all the way and you can see your underwear".(Since when do skirts have zippers?)
The miko's eyes nearly shot out of her head " Oh! No"! She cried while trying to zip it up,



5 minutes later she climbed out of the shower, and Kagome wiped the steam off of the mirror.
She once again frowned, but her glance fell to her stomach. " What the!? She screamed just now noticing her plump tummy.(How the hell does an egg cell go from microscopic to stomach enlarging in 3 days?)
" I'm...I'm pregnant"!
" I guess that would explain my hunger and nausea". She blinked then came back down to the problem
" Inuyasha got me pregnant"!



“ Well the issue you face are quite difficult, ye is pregnant, ye is only a child, and finally, ye must confront Inuyasha”. Kaede stated with wisdom in her voice, “ I know, I know….it’s just”. Kagome sobbed with diamond like tears caressing down her cheeks,
“ I’m afraid”.
“ You have every right to be! After what that insensitive jerk did to you”! Sango said in an angered tone, Kagome looked up into Sango’s eyes. “ That one reason I’m scared, but the other is…..I – I still love him”. The reincarnation of Kikyo whispered,
That’s when everyone gasped, “ You – still love that asshole”!? Miroku asked with shock, “ Yes, and when he awakens – I might be reminded of how my heart, body and soul hungers for his touch, his love and kiss”.(Because we all know how much people who are raped want to get it on with the person who raped them.)
“ I don’t know why I love him, even after he tainted my pure heart. But I juts do”. Kagome told them, and her eyes were now puffy and red. “ child”. Kaede whispered with so much sympathy in her heart for her sister’s reincarnation,




I had to remove the space inbetween paragraphs because the author had like three lines between each one in attempt to make it look like her chapters look longer. Well, that's all for now. Please excuse me while I scrub my eyes out with steel wool and turpentine.
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Thursday, July 7th, 2005
7:26 pm

iggy04
I found something. There's nothing wrong with it in terms of grammar or spelling... the idea just doesn't seem believable (or maybe it's just me). Take a look for yourself.


Where: fanfiction.net
Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: The Kiss

SPOILER WARNINGS: None.
Genre Being Beaten to Death: None.
Rating: T
Pairings: Parvati and Lavender.

[a href=http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2472642/1/]

current mood: indifferent
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